You Might Be A Coffee Addict If:

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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
You notice your heart beating faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

You accidentally drink decaf and slip into a coma.

You think drinking coffee is a way to conserve water.

You have a website about the wonderful benefits of coffee.

You are on a first name basis with Juan Valdez.

You have a coffee maker in the bathroom.

You think sleep is a waste of time.

You think you need coffe if your heart rate is below triple digits.

You just drank your 20th cup of coffee in 20 minutes just so the milk doesn't go bad over the week-end.

Coffee companies want to put your picture on their coffee cans.

You don't trust people that drink decaf.


HJ,I saved this one for you. wink
You carry your coffee cup and a newspaper into the bathroom with you every morning. laugh rolling on the floor laughing
hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hope you have a good weekend Sassy!wave tip hat
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
hopefloats: Hope you have a good weekend Sassy!



Awww Merky, The same for you sis. I have no special plans at this time. hug



Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
sassy49senior: You notice your heart beating faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

You accidentally drink decaf and slip into a coma.

You think drinking coffee is a way to conserve water.

You have a website about the wonderful benefits of coffee.

You are on a first name basis with Juan Valdez.

You have a coffee maker in the bathroom.

You think sleep is a waste of time.

You think you need coffe if your heart rate is below triple digits.

You just drank your 20th cup of coffee in 20 minutes just so the milk doesn't go bad over the week-end.

Coffee companies want to put your picture on their coffee cans.

You don't trust people that drink decaf.HJ,I saved this one for you.
You carry your coffee cup and a newspaper into the bathroom with you every morning.



For you Sassy


http://www.art.com/asp/search_do.asp/_/posters.htm?ui=4570D2AF772A4C91AA52FF9C00C5E2BE



Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
OOPS....it didn't work. I'll try again



Snuggs09 Livingston, New Jersey USA
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Snuggs09: Hopefully this time it woiked for Sassy Ladyhttp://www.art.com/gallery/id--b179553/specialty-coffee-drinks-posters.htm?ui=82A3BB08CA5F4406B6F41B9D7A515F98


Thank You for thinking of me Snuggs. I did come across that
site awhile back. hug
Awwwww...I have to drink decaf -- health reasons...but I can be trusted....is the truth...trust me! rolling on the floor laughing
searcher1 concord, North Carolina USA
Love your coffee posts Sassy,yes Juan and me go way back.Hope you have a great weekend.wave



Roxaan Some where in Europe, Lappi Finland
NO life without Coffee....thumbs up yay
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
sassy49senior: You notice your heart beating faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

You accidentally drink decaf and slip into a coma.

You think drinking coffee is a way to conserve water.

You have a website about the wonderful benefits of coffee.

You are on a first name basis with Juan Valdez.

You have a coffee maker in the bathroom.

You think sleep is a waste of time.

You think you need coffe if your heart rate is below triple digits.

You just drank your 20th cup of coffee in 20 minutes just so the milk doesn't go bad over the week-end.

Coffee companies want to put your picture on their coffee cans.

You don't trust people that drink decaf.HJ,I saved this one for you.
You carry your coffee cup and a newspaper into the bathroom with you every morning.


I don't read the newspaper, it is all BS anyway..wink

I do take my laptop though so I can post on CS whilst enjoying the best part of mornings..grin



amahlala Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Yeah Sassy! Finally! Another individual who appreciates the seriousness of the truly caffeine-addicted! Ah! Coffee - so good it makes me semi-coherent for the rest of the day!applause
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Coffee, It does the body good laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh



cormophyta Riga, Riga Latvia
you use instead of pillow big coffee pack grin



amahlala Las Vegas, Nevada USA
You know you are caffeine-addicted when you demand that the nurses in the hospital just put the caffeine straight into your i.v.
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
How Sweet coffee tastes. Lovelier than a thousand kisses and sweeter than Muscatel wine. I MUST HAVE MY COFFEE !!!yay



amahlala Las Vegas, Nevada USA
sassy49senior: How Sweet coffee tastes. Lovelier than a thousand kisses and sweeter than Muscatel wine. I MUST HAVE MY COFFEE !!!


OH YEAH!applause grin dancing



waiting4u GB's Heart, Ohio USA
sassy49senior: Coffee, It does the body good



laugh


Morning Sassy. Hope your having a good weekend. wave



teddybear
searcher1 concord, North Carolina USA
sassy49senior: How Sweet coffee tastes. Lovelier than a thousand kisses and sweeter than Muscatel wine. I MUST HAVE MY COFFEE !!!
Coffee is good but lovelier than a thousand kisses?Hold on wait a minute,let me think on that one.devil
Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA
My native american name would be "Drinks all the Coffee." If I went to visit natives on a rez they would say, "Sit down, Drinks all the Coffee, and try to stop fidgeting.




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