sassy49senior: You notice your heart beating faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
You accidentally drink decaf and slip into a coma.
You think drinking coffee is a way to conserve water.
You have a website about the wonderful benefits of coffee.
You are on a first name basis with Juan Valdez.
You have a coffee maker in the bathroom.
You think sleep is a waste of time.
You think you need coffe if your heart rate is below triple digits.
You just drank your 20th cup of coffee in 20 minutes just so the milk doesn't go bad over the week-end.
Coffee companies want to put your picture on their coffee cans.
You don't trust people that drink decaf.HJ,I saved this one for you.
You carry your coffee cup and a newspaper into the bathroom with you every morning.
I don't read the newspaper, it is all BS anyway..
I do take my laptop though so I can post on CS whilst enjoying the best part of mornings..