I do not get this..
Where do you all fail? Chemistry, too high expectations, worries about his personality or simply not good enough profile description?
It's GUYS you're looking for! They make the kitchen messy, burp in the hallway, do the laundry all wrong if at all, make kids laugh during the most inappropriate moments, spend way too much on way too many gadgets and never bother reading the manual or ask directions.
Taking that into account when checking the haystack - how can you fail finding one?
The best of luck to all of you - but you are doing something wrong here