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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CST : cheaper health plan
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE
PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only Proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE NOW IN A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CST : cheaper health plan
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Welcome to Obama's Health Plan!
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caspatch galena, Missouri USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:42 PM CST : cheaper health plan
hey i been using popcicle sticks and duct tape for years, ain't cheap if your active rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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lookin4ubabe Yakima, Washington USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CST : cheaper health plan
There you go again!!! Your Awesome!!!

laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CST : cheaper health plan
caspatch: hey i been using popcicle sticks and duct tape for years, ain't cheap if your active


I've wondered about this....if the duct tape gets all wrinkled up, do you get stuck together? ...and if so, then what? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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caspatch galena, Missouri USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CST : cheaper health plan
ladyfingers: I've wondered about this....if the duct tape gets all wrinkled up, do you get stuck together? ...and if so, then what?
funny story for e r staff but you don't worry about fall outrolling on the floor laughing
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:07 PM CST : cheaper health plan
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:08 PM CST : cheaper health plan
laugh rolling on the floor laughing

I like #5
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM CST : cheaper health plan
caspatch: funny story for e r staff but you don't worry about fall out


ha ha, someone just emailed me and said that they preferred tongue depressors...
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caspatch galena, Missouri USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:15 PM CST : cheaper health plan
ladyfingers: ha ha, someone just emailed me and said that they preferred tongue depressors...

now they are just braggingrolling on the floor laughing
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:16 PM CST : cheaper health plan
caspatch: now they are just bragging


lol, that's what I told him.
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caspatch galena, Missouri USA
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:19 PM CST : cheaper health plan
u can buy a box of toothpicks for the price of a popcicle nowadays, should have passed that on to himrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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