Something that I remember for some reason...

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cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Hmmm... I posted a reply to the Spiritualism VS non-religious
thread about morality being inherited and one is not born with it... But I didn't go into the details about how I inherited morality... Sooo... Here's all I remember... When I was born I was a very bad baby... Drank beer and smoked cigarette while watching porn... Not knowing what morality was at that age... Luckly my parents started beating me constantly with anything they could get their hands on... Well my mom did cause my dad took off the day I was born saying that is not my BEEPING kid... Well to keep a long story short... Over time I learned about morality real quick and started to make the moral choices my mom wanted me to make to stop the beatings... And when I turned 18 I'm not going to go into the details of what I did to my mom in revenge... To graphic... Well that's all I remember... Hey... Wait a minute... Now I know why I remember this story... It was a dream I had... So much for where I got morality...
wonderworker cosby, Tennessee USA
cameraman: Hmmm... I posted a reply to the Spiritualism VS non-religious
thread about morality being inherited and one is not born with it... But I didn't go into the details about how I inherited morality... Sooo... Here's all I remember... When I was born I was a very bad baby... Drank beer and smoked cigarette while watching porn... Not knowing what morality was at that age... Luckly my parents started beating me constantly with anything they could get their hands on... Well my mom did cause my dad took off the day I was born saying that is not my BEEPING kid... Well to keep a long story short... Over time I learned about morality real quick and started to make the moral choices my mom wanted me to make to stop the beatings... And when I turned 18 I'm not going to go into the details of what I did to my mom in revenge... To graphic... Well that's all I remember... Hey... Wait a minute... Now I know why I remember this story... It was a dream I had... So much for where I got morality...


I'm so happy that you found the way and I wish you every success in losing it again.It is harder for some than others.I had the advantage of being raised by people who had better things to do on Sunday norning...some of them quite spiritual...
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
wonderworker: I'm so happy that you found the way and I wish you every success in losing it again.It is harder for some than others.I had the advantage of being raised by people who had better things to do on Sunday norning...some of them quite spiritual...


Sunday morning even, eh, Wonder? wink hug cool
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
cameraman: Hmmm... I posted a reply to the Spiritualism VS non-religious
thread about morality being inherited and one is not born with it... But I didn't go into the details about how I inherited morality... Sooo... Here's all I remember... When I was born I was a very bad baby... Drank beer and smoked cigarette while watching porn... Not knowing what morality was at that age... Luckly my parents started beating me constantly with anything they could get their hands on... Well my mom did cause my dad took off the day I was born saying that is not my BEEPING kid... Well to keep a long story short... Over time I learned about morality real quick and started to make the moral choices my mom wanted me to make to stop the beatings... And when I turned 18 I'm not going to go into the details of what I did to my mom in revenge... To graphic... Well that's all I remember... Hey... Wait a minute... Now I know why I remember this story... It was a dream I had... So much for where I got morality...
laugh laugh laugh So that's why you got religion...oh wait, that's right, it's not. doh laugh
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
wonderworker: I'm so happy that you found the way and I wish you every success in losing it again.It is harder for some than others.I had the advantage of being raised by people who had better things to do on Sunday norning...some of them quite spiritual...


Thank's... I'm going to need all the luck I can get... I'm just glad I never had a dream like that again... Or did I???
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
druidess6308: So that's why you got religion...oh wait, that's right, it's not.


laugh The story of my life... Or is it uh oh ???

Ohhh... Myyy... Goddd... I'm changing shock ...
Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
I started typing a post to this Thread, but then I woke up and realized it didn't have a plot. So I decided to just fill the page with whatever comes out and that would be okay.

As far as morality, who cares.
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
cameraman: The story of my life... Or is it ???

Ohhh... Myyy... Goddd... I'm changing ...
Shapeshifting? laugh
wonderworker cosby, Tennessee USA
cameraman: The story of my life... Or is it ???

Ohhh... Myyy... Goddd... I'm changing ...



Changing into Yourself can be a hell of a trip...



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cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Big_John: I started typing a post to this Thread, but then I woke up and realized it didn't have a plot. So I decided to just fill the page with whatever comes out and that would be okay.

As far as morality, who cares.


Exactly... Why I'm glad it was a dream I had... Maybe my mind is trying to tell me something???
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
druidess6308: Shapeshifting?


rolling on the floor laughing I hope I get a better shape...
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
wonderworker: Changing into Yourself can be a hell of a trip...


Tell me about it shock ...
wonderworker cosby, Tennessee USA
cameraman: Tell me about it ...


I wish there was an economy of words to tell you about it.
Or what Thomas Wolfe called "to weave into immortal denseness a small braid of words as great as all my hunger..."
Recommend you read a lot of books....
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
cameraman: Hey... Wait a minute... Now I know why I remember this story... It was a dream I had... So much for where I got morality...


Yup - I know THAT story - including the denial phase laugh
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
mike69spain: Yup - I know THAT story - including the denial phase


Nahhh... My dreams are imaginations not memories... Or are they???



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
This forum u call a slow chatcool



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
rodolpho: This forum u call a slow chat
Oh i thought this was a i remember game.laugh




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