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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:53 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8139322.stm

I too, monkeys can spot bad grammar.

Good reading for those interested in languages.
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:25 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Well, add me in there. doh Danged monkeys.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:29 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
We have had it, monkeys are to rule...
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:37 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
The monkey's hair is cute...makes Jeff's wig obsolete also.

Interesting reading...we need some monkeys down here in the south. But I am afraid they will be corrupted by the moonshine or cousin Earl.
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:44 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
wow It certainly gives one pause for thought to realize that an editorial staff composed of monkeys would improve the writing here on CS... confused laugh
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:45 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
mbcasey: The monkey's hair is cute...makes Jeff's wig obsolete also.


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I wouldn't mind being upstaged by their grammatical expertise, but by their hair!?very mad crying
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USThumper Central Square, New York USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:52 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
mbcasey: The monkey's hair is cute...makes Jeff's wig obsolete also.

Interesting reading...we need some monkeys down here in the south. But I am afraid they will be corrupted by the moonshine or cousin Earl.
Give them two generations and they would all look like cousin Earlrolling on the floor laughing
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:56 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
USThumper: Give them two generations and they would all look like cousin Earl


wow wow rolling on the floor laughing
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:56 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
USThumper: Give them two generations and they would all look like cousin Earl


Do you think it would take all of two generations? hmmmlaugh
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:28 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Ah, you found it!

I thought it was a good article.

The shit I read is nobody's business, but I thought I would make it yours.
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:38 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Sommerauer71: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8139322.stm

I too, monkeys can spot bad grammar.

Good reading for those interested in languages.


Do monkeys and Ambrose approve of the grammar used in texts on cell phones?laugh

I can see Ambrose's reaction to this text:

Hey J! Wasup! R u going 2 the party? I h8 how this party starts so late n that it's 2 long of a drive 4rm here... cu later!

hugz....
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:41 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
StressFree: Do monkeys and Ambrose approve of the grammar used in texts on cell phones?

I can see Ambrose's reaction to this text:

Hey J! Wasup! R u going 2 the party? I h8 how this party starts so late n that it's 2 long of a drive 4rm here... cu later!

hugz....
I remember my son sending me a text message, 'T?' it said.

I scratched my head for hours and eventually I sent him one asing what he meant.

'I was asking what's for tea' he came back with.

No tea and a dressing down on the importance of correct use of language.
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:46 AM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Sommerauer71: I remember my son sending me a text message, 'T?' it said.

I scratched my head for hours and eventually I sent him one asing what he meant.

'I was asking what's for tea' he came back with.

No tea and a dressing down on the importance of correct use of language.


Oh man, that's funnyrolling on the floor laughing

Reading texts takes a skill sometimes...and a decoder.
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GrammarGirl Southwestern, Manitoba Canada
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:24 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Sommerauer71: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8139322.stm

I too, monkeys can spot bad grammar.



shock

Ambrose, the monkeys and I can spot bad grammar but you'll never be redundant to me. lips
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:31 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
GrammarGirl: Ambrose, the monkeys and I can spot bad grammar but you'll never be redundant to me.


smitten love hug kiss

hmmm wow

Now hold on a second, honey...the thought of you hanging out with all those horny, hyper-educated male monkeys...dunno scold laugh
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:35 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
StressFree: Do monkeys and Ambrose approve of the grammar used in texts on cell phones?

I can see Ambrose's reaction to this text:

Hey J! Wasup! R u going 2 the party? I h8 how this party starts so late n that it's 2 long of a drive 4rm here... cu later!

hugz....


It's funny - my oldest son fucking loves texting. He often annoys me by carrying on a conversation with me while texting his various friends...

But in any case, I would probably respond to such a message thusly: "My dear [insert name here], it mortifies me that I can actually apprehend the meaning of your gibberish. In any event, I would prefer a quiet evening of contemplation and orgiastic rites here at home."

It would probably take me about an hour to write that using my phone's touchpad, of course...dunno laugh head banger
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virgiomonkey Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:46 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Sommerauer71: We have had it, monkeys are to rule...


....If you say so Sommer.....grin

J.D..E.M.C.Pgrin devil
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Arlene101 Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:56 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Ambrose2007: Now hold on a second, honey...the thought of you hanging out with all those horny, hyper-educated male monkeys...
I am going to pee myself laughing at this comment. Ambrose, you just sounded like Jethro Bodeine on the Beverly Hillbillys.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing comfort hug
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:10 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Arlene101: I am going to pee myself laughing at this comment. Ambrose, you just sounded like Jethro Bodeine on the Beverly Hillbillys.


I think Marylou preferred the company of 'coons, though, Arlene (was that her name? It's been awhile).dunno dunno laugh
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Arlene101 Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:12 PM CST : Ambrose, you have just been made redundant...
Ambrose2007: I think Marylou preferred the company of 'coons, though, Arlene (was that her name? It's been awhile).
Elly Mae?laugh and her chimp Betsy.rolling on the floor laughing
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