If you could have 5 superpowers, which ones would you like to have??

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mexikanska Cancún, Quintana Roo Mexico
1.- to fly
2.- invisibility
3.- xray vision
4.- super strengh
5.- faster as a the light
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I only need one -- to be psychic....I wanna know the lotto numbers for tonite's Texas Lottery drawing! Woo-hoo $22 million! rolling on the floor laughing



dirko63 brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
to attract woman
to attract woman
to attract woman
to attract woman

and tonights lottery numbers





In response to: 1.- to fly
2.- invisibility
3.- xray vision
4.- super strengh
5.- faster as a the light
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
1. Teleportation... So I can be with women no matter where they are around the world...

2. Clairvoyance... So I will know where women are and can teleport there safely instead into some BEEPING wall...

3. Telepathy... So I can implant thoughts into women's minds so my thoughts would be their thoughts... Note: If I can do this one I will be married to someone famous... Ohhh... Goddd... Who would I marry that's famous??? Sooo many choices...

4. Resurrection... So I can bring back to life famous women from the past... Hmmm... I wonder what Cleopatra or even Eve is like in bed???

5. Telekinesis... So I can feel up women from a safe distance and have fun watching their reaction.
sebomaster verviers, Liege Belgium
maybe invisibilty to hide my uglyness :blushing

if i had the choice i will choose another power:the heart unsensibility,to not be hurted anymoreroll eyes




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