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rohaan Coos Bay, Oregon USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:01 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Howdy all. I'm collecting a smattering of useless trivia and I'd like your ideas. Here's the skinny on it: Oxymoron: Jumbo Shrimp; Cold as Hell. Bumper Sticker: Be Patient. Or Be One. Colloquialism: Sittin' In The Catbird Seat. Twisted Saying: We park in a driveway and drive on a parkway. Please, your contributions! (I'll wait 'til the cows come home... (ha ha)
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USThumper Central Square, New York USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:06 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
If you want to howl with the wolves, you cant be peeing with the puppys
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Buckg73 Any Bahamas
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:07 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Oxymoron: Government intelligence.
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jlb684 Athens, Attica Greece
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:08 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Colloquialism: "I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
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MEDTECH662 Ity Bity, Tennessee USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:08 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Our credit manager is Helen Wait.If you need credit go to Helen Wait.
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rohaan Coos Bay, Oregon USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:10 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
jlb684: Colloquialism: "I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
cool you rock!
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jlb684 Athens, Attica Greece
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:11 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
rohaan: you rock!


Thank you, kind sir! dancing
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mddljoe satellite beach, Florida USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:12 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
bumper sticker on a septic tank truck...

we're #1 in the #2 business
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rohaan Coos Bay, Oregon USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:13 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
mddljoe: bumper sticker on a septic tank truck...

we're #1 in the #2 business
Love it! thanx
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:15 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
MEDTECH662: Our credit manager is Helen Wait.If you need credit go to Helen Wait.
laugh laugh
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stranger007 elstree, Hertfordshire, England UK
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:16 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
park on the driveway and drive on the parkway only in jersey

ok colloquialism
deader than a door nailpeace
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jlb684 Athens, Attica Greece
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:18 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Here's a few more

Oxymoron: Hot water heater
Colloquialism: Slippery as owl snot on a wet rock
Bumper Sticker: (in contrast to the "my kid is an honor student" stickers) -- "My kid is inmate of the month!"
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:18 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Colloquialism: I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger. (Having dated someone who was a paper hanger, I now understand the origin of this one.)

Oxymoron: Military Intelligence (trust me, it's run by the Marines, this is an oxymoron).

Bumper Sticker: Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
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rohaan Coos Bay, Oregon USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:27 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
druidess6308: Colloquialism: I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger. (Having dated someone who was a paper hanger, I now understand the origin of this one.)

Oxymoron: Military Intelligence (trust me, it's run by the Marines, this is an oxymoron).

Bumper Sticker: Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
LMAO thank you SO much! You rock, too. Yours are way good. thanks thanks thankshug
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cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:50 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
"What goes around comes around"...
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sultryash Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados
Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:51 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
jlb684: Colloquialism: "I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"



freaking funny rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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steven6611 victor Harbor, South Australia Australia
Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:40 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
Even some of the old sayings are lik this for example

* Many Hands Make Light Work / Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth

* Spare The Rod Spoil The Child / Children Should Be Seen & Not Heard
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perci1978 pittsfield, New Hampshire USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:44 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
i have a great bumper sticker on my car.... I see a future for us..me saying no and you getting the hell out of my face.applause
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Bentlee trenton, Ontario Canada
Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:11 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
A radiator repair shop here in town. Their slogan. . . . . The Best Place To Take A Leak!
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rohaan Coos Bay, Oregon USA
Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:52 PM CST : Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings...
steven6611: Even some of the old sayings are lik this for example

* Many Hands Make Light Work / Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth

* Spare The Rod Spoil The Child / Children Should Be Seen & Not Heard
"If you start a storm you'll get a hurricane", "the man digging the ditch gets dirtier than anybody else", "hatred is like poison-it contaminates what it is poured on as well as the container it is stored in".
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