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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:41 PM CST : another dang Obama joke
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
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oranges2apples hamilton, Montana USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:53 PM CST : another dang Obama joke
laugh laugh laugh i don't get it???? OH!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mnowsa dallas, Texas USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:53 PM CST : another dang Obama joke
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Inthewoods Colorado Springs, Colorado USA
Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:57 PM CST : another dang Obama joke
Your...not a dem are you roll eyes
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:05 AM CST : another dang Obama joke
Inthewoods: Your...not a dem are you


I just got it in an email.....passing it on.
(because I can take it...you're all going to pounce on me...I know)
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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