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cameraman
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:18 AM CST :
The best worst motel I have stay at...
One evening me and my girlfriend stopped at this cheap motel to rest the night...
I asked the motel manager I would like a room for the night for me and my girlfirend...
He said very rudely... No prostitution...
I replied... She's my girlfriend not a prostitute...
He then said... Ok $50 for one hour...
I replied... No I need a room for the night...
He replied... Ohhh... You rich... $400 for eight hour...
I was shocked and replied... Why so much...
He replied... If you afford prostitute for more than one hour you rich...
I got mad and said... Look pal she is not a prostitute...
He laughed and said... Ahhh... Shua... They all say that...
My girlfriend cut in and said to me... Pay the man... I like the idea of playing a prostitute for once...
I quickly gave the man $400 and me and my girlfriend BEEPED porno style all night...
The next day while my girlfriend slept I stumbled my way to the motel manager trying to stay awake and said... We need to stay another eight hours...
He looked in awe and replied... She that good... I give you discount... $400 for another eight hour...
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cameraman
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:29 AM CST :
The best worst motel I have stay at...
Oops... I forgot to put in the punchline...
What was my response to him???
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BOBANBOBAN
Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:41 AM CST :
The best worst motel I have stay at...
you slept with the hotel manager......and he payed you 400$
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dirko63
brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:11 AM CST :
The best worst motel I have stay at...
cameraman:
Oops... I forgot to put in the punchline...
What was my response to him???
I will join CS
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cameraman
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
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Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:47 AM CST :
The best worst motel I have stay at...
BOBANBOBAN:
you slept with the hotel manager......and he payed you 400$
At least I got my money back...
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