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shy_boy_1123 Somewhere, Connecticut USA
So you meet the perfect person on CS. Romantically, this person is idel; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However,they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Madonna. Beyond watching a music video of her at least once a day and listening to her entire discography at least once a week, he/she peppers casual conversation with Madonna references, uses Madonna lyrics to explain everyday events, and occasinally likes to talk intensely about the deeper philosophy of "like a virgin". WOULD THIS BE ENOUGH TO STOP YOU FROM MARRYING THIS INDIVIDUAL?



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
shy_boy_1123: So you meet the perfect person on CS. Romantically, this person is idel; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However,they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Madonna. Beyond watching a music video of her at least once a day and listening to her entire discography at least once a week, he/she peppers casual conversation with Madonna references, uses Madonna lyrics to explain everyday events, and occasinally likes to talk intensely about the deeper philosophy of "like a virgin". WOULD THIS BE ENOUGH TO STOP YOU FROM MARRYING THIS INDIVIDUAL?
Probably.
Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Heck no, I would still marry her. We all bring weird things into a relationship. Compromise is the name of the game. Early in a relationship we sometimes find these things cute; later the cuteness wears a little.
SensualVixen Tampa Bay area, Florida USA
shy_boy_1123: So you meet the perfect person on CS. Romantically, this person is idel;


There are perfect people on CS??? Eureka!!!!
SensualVixen Tampa Bay area, Florida USA
I would have no problem with it as long as she didn't start wearing pointy brass bras and wanting to adopt all of Malta.....



avecaim San Jose, California USA
laugh compromise thumbs up we all have our little fetishes, what's yours? Any worse than a Madonna obsession? dunno
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shy_boy_1123 Somewhere, Connecticut USA
avecaim: compromise we all have our little fetishes, what's yours? Any worse than a Madonna obsession?


Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy THE DARK CRYSTALyay ...no, actually my fetish is math (oh, there it is, I can't believe I'm typing this, I'm an uber-nerd when it comes to abstract math) I'm always relating everything to math and doing problems for fun...it's an obsession . I'M A MATH JUNKIE!



CaptainBeirutIII London, Inner London, England UK
It might seem Border Line crazy at first, you wonder Who’s that girl, and are there any other stuff hidden in her closet, is she a Material Girl expecting you to buy her everything in Vogue magazine, take her to at least one expensive Holiday a month, and at least once a year to La Isla Bonita, will she eventually make you True Blue, mutter Papa don’t preach like she did her father every time she didn’t get things her way?
I say, Open your heart, get Into the groove, thank your Lucky star that you have someone willing to Cherish you Like a Virgin. Nobody’s perfect, and when it really gets annoying, instead of telling her, fight music with music, Express yourself with Black Sabbath songs, she will get the hint in a good way and Like a prayer worth, Black Sabbath will help it to stop.



mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
CaptainBeirutIII: It might seem Border Line crazy at first, you wonder Who’s that girl, and are there any other stuff hidden in her closet, is she a Material Girl expecting you to buy her everything in Vogue magazine, take her to at least one expensive Holiday a month, and at least once a year to La Isla Bonita, will she eventually make you True Blue, mutter Papa don’t preach like she did her father every time she didn’t get things her way?
I say, Open your heart, get Into the groove, thank your Lucky star that you have someone willing to Cherish you Like a Virgin. Nobody’s perfect, and when it really gets annoying, instead of telling her, fight music with music, Express yourself with Black Sabbath songs, she will get the hint in a good way and Like a prayer worth, Black Sabbath will help it to stop.
laugh rolling on the floor laughing

If she is a slut like Madonna, I pass.
shy_boy_1123 Somewhere, Connecticut USA
CaptainBeirutIII: It might seem Border Line crazy at first, you wonder Who’s that girl, and are there any other stuff hidden in her closet, is she a Material Girl expecting you to buy her everything in Vogue magazine, take her to at least one expensive Holiday a month, and at least once a year to La Isla Bonita, will she eventually make you True Blue, mutter Papa don’t preach like she did her father every time she didn’t get things her way?
I say, Open your heart, get Into the groove, thank your Lucky star that you have someone willing to Cherish you Like a Virgin. Nobody’s perfect, and when it really gets annoying, instead of telling her, fight music with music, Express yourself with Black Sabbath songs, she will get the hint in a good way and Like a prayer worth, Black Sabbath will help it to stop.


Well spoken...handshake



skimpydoo Dublin, Dublin Ireland
CaptainBeirutIII: It might seem Border Line crazy at first, you wonder Who’s that girl, and are there any other stuff hidden in her closet, is she a Material Girl expecting you to buy her everything in Vogue magazine, take her to at least one expensive Holiday a month, and at least once a year to La Isla Bonita, will she eventually make you True Blue, mutter Papa don’t preach like she did her father every time she didn’t get things her way?
I say, Open your heart, get Into the groove, thank your Lucky star that you have someone willing to Cherish you Like a Virgin. Nobody’s perfect, and when it really gets annoying, instead of telling her, fight music with music, Express yourself with Black Sabbath songs, she will get the hint in a good way and Like a prayer worth, Black Sabbath will help it to stop.
Well said I love itthumbs up
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
It would.
I've been in a sorta similar situation before. And my sanity was more important.
And no-one perfect anyways.
grin



BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
shy_boy_1123: So you meet the perfect person on CS. Romantically, this person is idel; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However,they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Madonna. Beyond watching a music video of her at least once a day and listening to her entire discography at least once a week, he/she peppers casual conversation with Madonna references, uses Madonna lyrics to explain everyday events, and occasinally likes to talk intensely about the deeper philosophy of "like a virgin". WOULD THIS BE ENOUGH TO STOP YOU FROM MARRYING THIS INDIVIDUAL?


I thing i would have to cure her first(with my baseball bat)and then marry her(when she s out of the hospital)


grin



goodfriend glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
BOBANBOBAN: I thing i would have to cure her first(with my baseball bat)and then marry her(when she s out of the hospital)


Then you would be like a BAT out of hell B..laugh wave
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
well if she is in fact perfect then that means she comes equipped with duct tape.... so i dont see a problem there


marriage on the other hand may actually be a bit problematic.....

cool



rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
I would lock her in her room with the worst live performance madonna ever did and play it real loud over and over till she begs for mercy.
cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
shy_boy_1123: So you meet the perfect person on CS. Romantically, this person is idel; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However,they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Madonna. Beyond watching a music video of her at least once a day and listening to her entire discography at least once a week, he/she peppers casual conversation with Madonna references, uses Madonna lyrics to explain everyday events, and occasinally likes to talk intensely about the deeper philosophy of "like a virgin". WOULD THIS BE ENOUGH TO STOP YOU FROM MARRYING THIS INDIVIDUAL?


She would be the only woman I'd marry... Or is she???



liveNlarger in a good place, Kildare Ireland
shy_boy_1123: So you meet the perfect person on CS. Romantically, this person is idel; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However,they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Madonna. Beyond watching a music video of her at least once a day and listening to her entire discography at least once a week, he/she peppers casual conversation with Madonna references, uses Madonna lyrics to explain everyday events, and occasinally likes to talk intensely about the deeper philosophy of "like a virgin". WOULD THIS BE ENOUGH TO STOP YOU FROM MARRYING THIS INDIVIDUAL?


Oh no I would snap him uplove laugh
I mean ,fancy that ?
Someone who talks more about Madonna than Madonna wow




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