CaptainBeirutIII: I never could understand the bit with women liking diamonds so much. It’s a cut glass-like little piece of pressured coal.
I like beer, but you don’t see me walking about with a can on the top of my head.
Anyway, I don’t see anything wrong with liking diamonds, it’s simply I can’t not get where the excitement comes from.
What I do think, however, is that we need to install something new when it comes to marriages and this bit which comes with it in form of exchanging rings small African villages could go through law school would one trade it in a pawnbrokers.
As popular as marriage is, almost as popular is divorce in the western world. So here’s what I propose:
When you marry, you exchange rings, but when you divorce, whoever wants to do it has to buy something which will take you at least 4 years to save for. If you’re middle-class, you’ll have to buy a new Porsche, if you’re a multi-millionaire, you’ll have to buy a small country.
People divorce way too easy now. If for nothing else, it would be good for your future endeavours in finding a new partner if you have to spend at least another 4 years being hated, and hate. Now, it’s almost like people can drive-through partnerships.
Diamonds come in handy when you want to dress a grinding wheel true to sharpen a tool bit,drill or any form radius tangent to angle or simply a flat surface.
When you get all that done and done right you will need that beer.
