amahlala: Work it up to two hours and a foot massage and you might get yourself a personal shopper!
Two hours is no problem. It's very rare I watch the telly between 4-6AM.
As for foot massage, I've figured this out a long time ago.
(this is for all the men)
Take a pillow case. To be on the safe side, go steal one from the neighbour when they’re hanging out laundry. You would want to ruin one of her favourite ones and get slapped all over the house.
Then, get a blow dryer, one of those small ones that you can get from the “Everything for £1” store. Make sure it’s possible to set the level of heat to a very low, preferably to luke-warm
Get a dozen ping-pong balls, a bag with those cotton balls that women use for god knows what, throw in a small empty aluminium beer can and two hard boiled egg dipped in glue or epoxy then dried so as to not have them crack open out of the shell.
First, in the lower corner of the pillow case, you cut open a hole large enough to fit around the end of the blow dryer. Insert the “mouth” into the hole, attach the cloth to the side of the mouth of the blow dryer (I don’t care how you do it! Staple it, hammer and nails, glue it, use your damn skills)
Then you fill the pillow case with all the material I listed in the ping-pong paragraph.
Then insert her feet into the pillow case, tie it with rope around her feet, insert the chord to the wall, turn it on, and she’ll have the foot massage of her life, without you even having to be near the buzzing noise.