CS induced HEMORROIDES

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RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:39 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ??? frustrated frustrated
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RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:39 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
doh free site....
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BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???


Look.. am actually working for them...and yes... you can win this case....just don`t tel that i told you....


typing
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goodfriend glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:57 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???


Thats real funny RDM thanks for laugh and ive used the pessaries five minutes ago..laugh wave
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jessejess47 ogdensburg, New York USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:02 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???
I am not sure but I do believe that they would be willing to settle out of court ,if you are willing to take a seat doughnut in lew of monetary compensation..professor
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Antjo39 Pucara, Puno Peru
Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:44 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???

The addiction does not last long, that is for sure. However the hemorroids in the brain do.
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:46 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
giggle
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bestat45 saint john, New Brunswick Canada
Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:20 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???
laugh laugh laugh
good one
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:48 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just use Tucks Medicated Pads and get back in my chair.
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Trealach Cork, Cork Ireland
Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:54 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???



You'd have to be a right old 'ass' to get themrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:55 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
I usually just stick
a cold compress in there.grin
druidess6308: I just use Tucks Medicated Pads and get back in my chair.
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:58 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
I don't mind the hemorrhoids, but I would like a new brain. This one has gone dead.
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Bentlee trenton, Ontario Canada
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:04 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???
When you have to scratch. . . . be sure to shut the web cam off lol :-) cheers :)
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heatherhuntsman van nuys, California USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:25 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
Ha HA HA good nightconversing rolling on the floor laughing
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cameraman St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:42 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???


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Heh... Heh... Heh... Our souls belongs to CS now... There is no escape... Or is there???
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MEDTECH662 Ity Bity, Tennessee USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:09 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
Why are they called hemoroids and not asteroids?confused
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TheresMyFriend Gadsden, Alabama USA
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:22 PM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
RDM59: Can compensation be claimed for this cursed affliction ?

Can CS be sued ? Free sight or not, I read no warning of this side effect when I ticked the "I accept membership" box when joining.

Is this the reward for our long serving loyalty and addiction to this site ???


Did you not get your complimentary 5 gallon bucket of newly improved Preparation H+? dunno The new version, now has the stuffing power, wow needed to handle the long hours required to satisfy the dedicated CS member! conversing

If somehow, you missed your complimentary bucket...be sure to request a "Stuffing Coupon" for missed deliveries! Good wellness to those, who run out of the fist bucket, additional buckets of Preparation H+ can be purchased at a remarkable discount(CS members only)! head banger

DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN, ORDER EXTRA BUCKETS, SO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE PREPARED! cheers comfort
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RDM59 Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:23 AM CST : CS induced HEMORROIDES
My doc says I may need an operation and some stiches.

Would they use a special anal thread ? grin rolling on the floor laughing doh
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