am I an idiot or what?...

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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
I had a massive arguement with my daughter she asked me to pack her clothes..whilst packing I came across thsi long purple knobbly object..I though it was an ornament of the loch ness monster and put it on display in my toilet as the colours matched..3 days later my friend used the bathroom ab came out an asked why I had a sex toy on display...blushing blushing blushing blushing blushing
luvlife2 birmingham, Alabama USA
rolling on the floor laughing sounds like mine but its blueblushing
Boban1 Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
bettyboop63: I had a massive arguement with my daughter she asked me to pack her clothes..whilst packing I came across thsi long purple knobbly object..I though it was an ornament of the loch ness monster and put it on display in my toilet as the colours matched..3 days later my friend used the bathroom ab came out an asked why I had a sex toy on display...


if i tell you the answer to your question....you probably will take the first plane to Serbia and try out your new shot gun on me....grin
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
bettyboop63: I had a massive arguement with my daughter she asked me to pack her clothes..whilst packing I came across thsi long purple knobbly object..I though it was an ornament of the loch ness monster and put it on display in my toilet as the colours matched..3 days later my friend used the bathroom ab came out an asked why I had a sex toy on display...
shock shock shock shock shock shock shock blushing
bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Boban1: if i tell you the answer to your question....you probably will take the first plane to Serbia and try out your new shot gun on me....


no i wouldnt im no violent..just would ashre my weed wae u tongue
bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
bettyboop63: no i wouldnt im no violent..just would ashre my weed wae u


share even hahahaha
fluffydragon Bundaberg, Queensland Australia
laugh you need to get out more with the girls

bubbles
SummerUK Washington, Tyne and Wear, England UK
OMG Soooo funny betty



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Boban1 Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
bettyboop63: no i wouldnt im no violent..just would ashre my weed wae u


on a serious not...i can only imagine your surprise when you realized what it actually is

and your face probably looked like this


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epicure Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey
delete ur picture of innocence from ur profilelaugh
bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Boban1: on a serious not...i can only imagine your surprise when you realized what it actually is

and your face probably looked like this------------------------------------


I actually argued the bit out wae my pal telling her it was the loch ness monster an she turped up side down an there was a sticker saying "SEX TOY"...



saseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
well at least u didnt put it in the lounge room on top of the tv laugh
Boban1 Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
saseez: well at least u didnt put it in the lounge room on top of the tv
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
saseez: well at least u didnt put it in the lounge room on top of the tv


I can imagin what was going through their minds wen i was brushin my teeth wae the electric tooth brush..blushing



saseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
bettyboop63: I can imagin what was going through their minds wen i was brushin my teeth wae the electric tooth brush..
laugh rolling on the floor laughing to funny laugh
Englishman55 Cortona, Tuscany Italy
bettyboop63: I had a massive arguement with my daughter she asked me to pack her clothes..whilst packing I came across thsi long purple knobbly object..I though it was an ornament of the loch ness monster and put it on display in my toilet as the colours matched..3 days later my friend used the bathroom ab came out an asked why I had a sex toy on display...


Was the toy hers or meant as a present for you.
Either way... maybe she is trying to tell you something !!
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Konigsberg Jurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada
bettyboop63: I had a massive arguement with my daughter she asked me to pack her clothes..whilst packing I came across thsi long purple knobbly object..I though it was an ornament of the loch ness monster and put it on display in my toilet as the colours matched..3 days later my friend used the bathroom ab came out an asked why I had a sex toy on display...


I hope it is a joke. Aren't it is obvious they make them in a certain shape ... or maybe there was a miracle in evolution and I had not notice that. uh oh
Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
They come in purple? shock
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gooddogman Leesburg, Florida USA
I have always wanted to see the Loch Ness monster....I have seen Big Foot once......The Jolly Green Gaint is scary one......rolling on the floor laughing grin
scorpiochi Albuquerque , NM, New Mexico USA
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Thanks I needed a laugh .




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