> >> > A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of
> >>tomorrow's
> >> > final
> >> > exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you
> >>not being
> >> > here
> >> > tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
> >>personal
> >> > injury,
> >> > illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no
> >>other
> >> > excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the
> >>room
> >> > raised
> >> > his hand and asked, "What would you happen if I came in tomorrow
> >> > suffering
> >> > from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was
> >>reduced
> >> > to
> >> > laughter and sniggering. When silence was
> >> > restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her
> >>head
> >> > and
> >> > sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand
