scousedon: Milk and sugar everyone
TPBM wants to know how to write a best seller
dayum, I sure do.
I think it must have something to do with sacraficing paper to the ink gods...
Either that or actually write something other than.
There once was this umm... duck, yea a duck. And this duck was magic.
In a nice lemon sauce fried with some pepper.
TPBM has an odd sense of humour.