An apple or sex

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kekei kingston, Kingston Jamaica
Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. sigh I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think? dunno
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
kekei: Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think?


Do you prefer sex to an apple a day to keep the doctor away?



SuzyJ The Hague, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
kekei: Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think?


I think the only 'snake' poor eve was seduced by was Adam's and, being too wimpy to stand up for his woman once he got his hole, Adam let Eve take the flack for it....and woman has been paying ever since...



pastortim Aland, Aland Islands Finland
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. What in the world, where did you hear that? Ok, well the story is this, since you didn't read your Bible. Adam and Eve were living in the garden, but God said do not eat from a specific fruit tree, for it would surely mean death. Well, of course God was implying they would not die unless they ate from that tree, then the serpent (satan) tempted Eve into eating the fruit (which could have been anything, but apple is what everyone calls it) and so God was angry and threw them out of the garden. Of course they grew old and died after having a tribe of children. But if they didn't eat the fruit, they would have never died. In some cases, some translate it as a tree of wisdom in which they then knew what was good and what was bad, but of course that didn't make sense since they already knew what good and bad was as they knew the tree was bad to eat from, but did anyway. However, it was all a test. God tests us all and from the beginning, mankind has been tested to see where their loyalty stands. Of course, people fall and then Jesus came and offered salvation to those those who believed in Him as the Son of God, for God was pretty much fed up with this world. Hence, wiped out everyone in the flood, then it was time to try something new, so He sent Jesus. And still the world is a mess, but at least there is salvation for those who accept it.

Anyway, just thought I would point that out so it wasn't so confusing.

Eve was Adams wife, they were having sex as you call it long before they ate the fruit (apple).
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pastortim Aland, Aland Islands Finland
SuzyJ: I think the only 'snake' poor eve was seduced by was Adam's and, being too wimpy to stand up for his woman once he got his hole, Adam let Eve take the flack for it....and woman has been paying ever since...


God gave woman all the great things man was missing, one was beauty. The other was compassion. The third was finesse. The forth was to yell at the man and keep him on track. laugh

In all that time, Adam didn't even build a house till Eve bitched at him to build one. See women get men to do things, otherwise we just play around and nothing gets done. haha
EliteOne Brisbane, Queensland Australia
kekei: Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think?


or it could be that they ate meat. god gave them all herbs for meat?

or the apple is just a metaphor?

grin
kekei kingston, Kingston Jamaica
All very interesting responses, thankswave
Grandepensees Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
kekei: Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think?


I don't get it either and I don't really give a f@#$%grin
epicure Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey
kekei: Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think?
If they hadn't done whatever they had we would be living in heaven now... Do u believe that?
epicure Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey
just nonsense primative
kekei kingston, Kingston Jamaica
epicure: If they hadn't done whatever they had we would be living in heaven now... Do u believe that?


i would not mind, would you?laugh
kekei kingston, Kingston Jamaica
pastortim: God gave woman all the great things man was missing, one was beauty. The other was compassion. The third was finesse. The forth was to yell at the man and keep him on track.

In all that time, Adam didn't even build a house till Eve bitched at him to build one. See women get men to do things, otherwise we just play around and nothing gets done. haha


rolling on the floor laughing
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
kekei: Growing up I always heard from religious folk that Adam and Eve ate an apple. I believe that Adam and Eve had sex and that's why they were chased out of the garden. Eve had sex with the serpent and Adam and out they went. Could it have been a threesome? I figured God would have been awfully mad about that cause why else would he be mad if a man and woman had sex, wasn't that in his design? I don't get it. What do you think?


I have heard of people choking on an apple, but NEVER sex..dunno
kekei kingston, Kingston Jamaica
HJFinAZ: I have heard of people choking on an apple, but NEVER sex..


funny guylaugh
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Snake was used as toy devil confused
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
SuzyJ: I think the only 'snake' poor eve was seduced by was Adam's and, being too wimpy to stand up for his woman once he got his hole, Adam let Eve take the flack for it....and woman has been paying ever since...
With blood..once in a month as loan confused
kekei kingston, Kingston Jamaica
markizamkd25: Snake was used as toy


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
gopi59 limassol, Limassol Cyprus
pastortim: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. What in the world, where did you hear that? Ok, well the story is this, since you didn't read your Bible. Adam and Eve were living in the garden, but God said do not eat from a specific fruit tree, for it would surely mean death. Well, of course God was implying they would not die unless they ate from that tree, then the serpent (satan) tempted Eve into eating the fruit (which could have been anything, but apple is what everyone calls it) and so God was angry and threw them out of the garden. Of course they grew old and died after having a tribe of children. But if they didn't eat the fruit, they would have never died. In some cases, some translate it as a tree of wisdom in which they then knew what was good and what was bad, but of course that didn't make sense since they already knew what good and bad was as they knew the tree was bad to eat from, but did anyway. However, it was all a test. God tests us all and from the beginning, mankind has been tested to see where their loyalty stands. Of course, people fall and then Jesus came and offered salvation to those those who believed in Him as the Son of God, for God was pretty much fed up with this world. Hence, wiped out everyone in the flood, then it was time to try something new, so He sent Jesus. And still the world is a mess, but at least there is salvation for those who accept it.

Anyway, just thought I would point that out so it wasn't so confusing.

Eve was Adams wife, they were having sex as you call it long before they ate the fruit (apple).



so an apple a day keeps the doctor and God away? laugh
fireboy2 mesa, Arizona USA
your right to an extent but eve and adam didnt have sex with the serpant/satin eve had sex, with satin and became preg with cain, then adam came along and eve then laid with adam the bible said, and eve said the lord has given me a son, not realizing cain was the seed of satin, then as she lie with adam she became preg with able.
CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
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