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OUTRAGEOUS close to border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
REASON No. 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". devil

REASON No. 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
With out missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." angel


REASON No. 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." please


REASON No. 4:

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" innocent


REASON No. 5:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor...'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "OH Yeah, and there's the teacher, she's dead." conversing


REASON No. 6:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty." giggle


REASON No. 7:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." very happy



Aren't KIDS the Best?
teddybear



Aquarina Chennai India
OUTRAGEOUS: REASON No. 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

REASON No. 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
With out missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." REASON No. 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." REASON No. 4:

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" REASON No. 5:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor...'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "OH Yeah, and there's the teacher, she's dead." REASON No. 6:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty." REASON No. 7:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Aren't KIDS the Best?
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"Cute"
friends4now Melbourne, Florida USA
thats awesome


so cute


3 and 4 made me laugh big time
OUTRAGEOUS close to border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
In response to: REASON No. 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

REASON No. 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
With out missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." REASON No. 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." REASON No. 4:

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" REASON No. 5:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor...'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "OH Yeah, and there's the teacher, she's dead." REASON No. 6:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty." REASON No. 7:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Aren't KIDS the Best?


I love Reasons 1, 5, 6...

Actually, I love all of them... teddybear
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Yep,they don't miss a beat!rolling on the floor laughing
whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
OUTRAGEOUS: REASON No. 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

REASON No. 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
With out missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." REASON No. 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." REASON No. 4:

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" REASON No. 5:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor...'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "OH Yeah, and there's the teacher, she's dead." REASON No. 6:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty." REASON No. 7:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Aren't KIDS the Best?



those kids rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
OUTRAGEOUS close to border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
well, isn't it Bill Cosby that says "kids say the darnest things"

they do... But reason No. 1...there was no doubt in her mind that she's going to heaven...
hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Smarter than the blondes, eh?giggle cartwheel joy
phantom2 livonia, Michigan USA
#2 & #3 fit my family well lol
OUTRAGEOUS close to border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
phantom2: #2 & #3 fit my family well lol


Me at that tender age: No. 5

My brother: No. 7

grin
woodzchick Boonies, Virginia USA
My son has been sick this week. He wanted a sandwich the other day and I told him to go ahead and make him one. He said he couldn't because he would get germs on it.laugh I just had to get up and fix the boy a sandwich after that.
OUTRAGEOUS close to border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
woodzchick: My son has been sick this week. He wanted a sandwich the other day and I told him to go ahead and make him one. He said he couldn't because he would get germs on it. I just had to get up and fix the boy a sandwich after that.


Is all that honesty we drill into them manipulative little beasties...laugh
woodzchick Boonies, Virginia USA
OUTRAGEOUS: Is all that honesty we drill into them manipulative little beasties...


He can come up with some slick ones. I try to pay attention and learn.laugh
OUTRAGEOUS: Is all that honesty we drill into them manipulative little beasties...
laugh laugh laugh They sure can be. Fortunately, most grow out of it, Some don't though.
LILLYLADY 10 Sneeze Town, Ohio USA
I like answers 4,6 and 7. #7 is particularly very cute.rolling on the floor laughing
Laura25 Somewhere, New York USA
Them KIDS are the Best grin applause
OUTRAGEOUS close to border, Puntarenas Costa Rica
woodzchick: He can come up with some slick ones. I try to pay attention and learn.


We have to stay a step or a kilometer ahead of them... otherwise they will be the ones programming the PC (oh, shoot, they already do!) and messing with my blackberry (full of their music and their photos!)...I am technologically challenged uh oh and depend on them in order to survive this mp3-ipod-blackberry-laptop-digital camera-world we live in... laugh




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