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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:33 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:34 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
I've seen this joke before, but I'll take the bed next to your's anyway! wine
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Englishman55 Cortona, Tuscany Italy
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:35 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Nuliiiiiii: "

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?


I'll take the bed next to you !!

grin grin
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:36 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Englishman55: I'll take the bed next to you !!


Piss off - I'm not sharing! tongue laugh
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:36 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Englishman55: I'll take the bed next to you !!
Hmmmmmmmmmmblushing wink wave
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:37 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
RobertC2: Piss off - I'm not sharing!
lmaoooooooooooooooo@uuuuuuuuu laugh
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Englishman55 Cortona, Tuscany Italy
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:37 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
RobertC2: Piss off - I'm not sharing!


That's upto the lady !

tongue tongue
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:38 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Any good Jokes Lads?
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:42 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Englishman55: That's upto the lady !


I meant I'm not sharing the bed next to her with YOU!

You have the bed next to her - Nuliiiii, shift your ass over a bit and make room for me.......... please! batting
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:43 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Nuliiiiiii: Any good Jokes Lads?


No.

I'm feeling sad an lonely and not in the mood to joke.

I need a cuddle.

conversing

sigh
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:45 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
RobertC2: No.

I'm feeling sad an lonely and not in the mood to joke.

I need a cuddle.
U sad nd Lonely?Neverrrrrrrrrr but ehre ya go >>>>>>hug hug hug
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:45 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
here even lol
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:50 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
Nuliiiiiii: here even lol


I tort 'ehre' was Irish! grin
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:51 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
tongue grin
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:57 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
sorry!

I'm not in a 'funny' mood........... time for me to go! tongue hug
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:59 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
RobertC2: sorry!

I'm not in a 'funny' mood........... time for me to go!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Robert i hope all ok with u .. Take care xxxhug
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wonderworker cosby, Tennessee USA
Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:12 PM CST : The Bathtub Test
RobertC2: sorry!

I'm not in a 'funny' mood........... time for me to go!


You aren't going anywhere.
This is a Lock-Ward.
Now take your meds and go to bed.
cool
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