Nuliiiiiii: > >
> >
> > This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
> > woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
> >
> > I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one
> > morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
> > that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
> > only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
> > already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35
> > minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
> >
> > As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
> > hygiene when making such visits,
> > but this time I wasn't going to
> > be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off
> > my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink,
> > and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at
> > least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket,
> > donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
> > appointment.
> >
> > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
> > in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
> > table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
> > that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I
> > was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an
> > extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
> >
> > I didn't respond.
> >
> > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
> > The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, &
> > cooking.
> >
> > After school when my
> > 7 year old daughter was playing, she called
> > out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
> >
> > I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
> >
> > She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
> > all my glitter saved inside it.'
> >
> > NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
>
Am I having deja-vue's or has this story already been put in another thread? I think the second option is more plausible.
Women, do you have some new ones?