And that's how the fight started.....Pt1

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nottoo2525 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:18 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
Does anyone else know any of these?

Short but sweet ones.........

"My wife walked into the den & asked what's on tv? I replied, Dust"...........................and thats how the fight started....

or

"A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment. The husband replies, Your eyesight's damn near perfect".....................and thats how the fight started......

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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:19 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
That's mean.laugh
In response to: Does anyone else know any of these?

Short but sweet ones.........

"My wife walked into the den & asked what's on tv? I replied, Dust"...........................and thats how the fight started....

or

"A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment. The husband replies, Your eyesight's damn near perfect".....................and thats how the fight started......
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nottoo2525 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:20 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
Polarbutterfly: That's mean.


I guess, but funny...dunno dunno
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nottoo2525 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:30 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
Polarbutterfly: That's mean.


Here's one to even it up a bit for the ladies....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, Do you know her? Yes, I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since. My God, says my wife. Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?.............................and that's how the fight started
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Grandepensees Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:34 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
nottoo2525: Here's one to even it up a bit for the ladies....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, Do you know her? Yes, I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since. My God, says my wife. Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?.............................and that's how the fight started
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:45 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
nottoo2525: Does anyone else know any of these?

Short but sweet ones.........

"My wife walked into the den & asked what's on tv? I replied, Dust"...........................and thats how the fight started....

or

"A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment. The husband replies, Your eyesight's damn near perfect".....................and thats how the fight started......


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii not a nice way to start a fight wave
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whaaat den, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:45 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
Polarbutterfly: That's mean.


hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa PB wave wave
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:51 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
There's always answering truthfully the dreaded question:

"Does my ass look large in this?"

batting

Apart from running out of the house screaming:

"I didn't do it! It wasn't me!"

there's not a lot a man can do apart from spontaneous combustion or saying sweetly:

"I guess I'll call the divorce lawyer!"
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nottoo2525 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:01 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
RobertC2: There's always answering truthfully the dreaded question:

"Does my ass look large in this?"



Apart from running out of the house screaming:

"I didn't do it! It wasn't me!"

there's not a lot a man can do apart from spontaneous combustion or saying sweetly:

"I guess I'll call the divorce lawyer!"


Yup that's a for sure fire started usually....very mad very mad
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oranges2apples hamilton, Montana USA
Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:13 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
my powers must be increasing, because i thought these were all posted last week? well have fun... there are more to come.confused
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:24 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
nottoo2525: Yup that's a for sure fire started usually....


"Does my ass look big in this?"

"No, but your horse sure would look funny wearing it!" rolling on the floor laughing
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Tnpseudonym fairview, Tennessee USA
Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:29 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
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haha, outrageous!!



during the birth of their second child, also a daughter, the woman is taking a breather after dilivery and the man turns to her and says 'it's okay, we can still try for a boy.'

and that's how the fight got started
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nottoo2525 Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:30 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
Tnpseudonym: haha, outrageous!!
during the birth of their second child, also a daughter, the woman is taking a breather after dilivery and the man turns to her and says 'it's okay, we can still try for a boy.'

and that's how the fight got started


laugh laugh very mad
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:36 PM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
I send her a CS flower with a message saying:

'Hiya saggy bum face! xxx'

and that's how the fight started! sigh
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Malinga Colombo Sri Lanka
Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:03 AM CST : And that's how the fight started.....Pt1
nottoo2525: Does anyone else know any of these?

Short but sweet ones.........

"My wife walked into the den & asked what's on tv? I replied, Dust"...........................and thats how the fight started....

or

"A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment. The husband replies, Your eyesight's damn near perfect".....................and thats how the fight started......



Darling the wife coos "There is a lovely battle-axe down at the antique shop which can hang on our living room wall.. May I buy it.

"Dont be silly" the husband snorts "hanging your mother would be a better option"

...and thats how the fight started....frustrated frustrated frustrated
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