Malinga: What is the oldest disease known to man ...?
Womanitis~A common desease stemming from the beginning of time and that most men develop early in their adulthood, continuing to want a "fix" by being with a woman. The symtoms worsen the longer they're away from a woman and are generally satisfied with getting a good doseage.
Not too many men are looking for a cure, however....just a fix of/for a lifetime.