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yum_yum birmingham, West Midlands, England UK
A man and his young wife were in a divorce court,
But the custody of there children posed a problem.

The mother lept to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into the world she should retain custody.

The man also wanted custody of the children, so the judge asked for his justifcation.

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...


Your honor, when i put a pound in a vending machine and coke comes out, does the coke belong to me or the machine?
hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Now that's a darn good way to put it!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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