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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:18 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptising people in the river
he proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher..the preacher turns and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,where upon he asks the drunk..Are you ready to find Jesus?...The drunk shouts "YES oi am"..So the preacher grabs him
an dunks him in the water.
he pulls him up and asks him "brother have you found Jesus?"
the drunk relpies"No oi haveny found Jesus"
The preacher shocked at this answer dunks him in the water a little longer he again pulls him out and asks "have you found Jesus me brother"..The drunk answers again"No oi havent found Jesus"...by this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in again this time holding him for 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms an legs he pulls him up and agin asks the drunk"for the love of god have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher......."ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN!!!!"
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Olsojente Olso, Oslo Norway
Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:49 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:54 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
bettyboop63: An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptising people in the river
he proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher..the preacher turns and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,where upon he asks the drunk..Are you ready to find Jesus?...The drunk shouts "YES oi am"..So the preacher grabs him
an dunks him in the water.
he pulls him up and asks him "brother have you found Jesus?"
the drunk relpies"No oi haveny found Jesus"
The preacher shocked at this answer dunks him in the water a little longer he again pulls him out and asks "have you found Jesus me brother"..The drunk answers again"No oi havent found Jesus"...by this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in again this time holding him for 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms an legs he pulls him up and agin asks the drunk"for the love of god have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher......."ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN!!!!"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Damn,so that's what happened when I nearly drowned.
And I ain't even Irish.grin
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:58 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
Conrad73: Damn,so that's what happened when I nearly drowned.
And I ain't even Irish.


rolling on the floor laughing my ma used to say when referring to unclean folk "that one aint seen a bath since the midwife washed em!!!...used to make me laughrolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:58 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
bettyboop63: my ma used to say when referring to unclean folk "that one aint seen a bath since the midwife washed em!!!...used to make me laugh
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krisha tokyo, Tokyo Japan
Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:04 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
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Malinga Colombo Sri Lanka
Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:52 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
bettyboop63: my ma used to say when referring to unclean folk "that one aint seen a bath since the midwife washed em!!!...used to make me laugh


What a co!! We have a similar saying in Sinhala , (the official language of Sri Lanka) which is similar.

Translated it means " That man/woman has not bathed since the midwife bathed him/her after delivery" rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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friends4now Melbourne, Florida USA
Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM CST : Baptising an I rish man......
Malinga: What a co!! We have a similar saying in Sinhala , (the official language of Sri Lanka) which is similar.

Translated it means " That man/woman has not bathed since the midwife bathed him/her after delivery"


now that is a coincidence...laugh
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