Nuliiiiiii: Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite
being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla
said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
Lets
go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun."
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half
an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold ma
balls
in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me
shleep
for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I
know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun".
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand an yer willie in de
other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "Nah, not at all Cilla, it's just that the last time I shlept
with a scouser, she stole ma wallet !".
Nuliiiiiii,
You are in fine fettle as usual. Great 'un. Tell me -Do you have funny bones all over...?