Six Truths of Life --
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.--
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.--
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.--
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.--
5.. You soon will forward this to another idiot.--
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.--
I apologize about this.-- I'm an idiot and I needed the company.....