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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:29 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
When packing you car at asda you may be approached by two fit 20yr old guys..they wash your window screen and ask for a lift to the next stop as payment..on the way they strip and reveal 10" c**ks...they both sh*g you like studs then one goes down on you while the other nicks you`re purse..I had mine stolen last tuesday & wednesday twice on thursday again on saturday and yesterday...rolling on the floor laughing
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javealady Javea, Valenciana Spain
Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:33 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Which asda do you go to??
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lights Denver, Colorado USA
Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:35 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
You poor, poor thing.

That must have been just terrific, I mean terrible!

You better wait a little while before going there again, huh.
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MEDTECH662 Ity Bity, Tennessee USA
Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:50 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:53 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Do you have your purse filled with rain checks?rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:55 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Abram: Do you have your purse filled with rain checks?




And condoms? wink rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:13 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
sassy49senior: And condoms?
Hey sassy, how ya doing? A-OK? I was thinking about finding out where betty parks her car. tongue
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:51 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
asda sell everything.........laugh ...
sassy49senior: And condoms?
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gagagaga waterford, Waterford Ireland
Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:54 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
bettyboop63: When packing you car at asda you may be approached by two fit 20yr old guys..they wash your window screen and ask for a lift to the next stop as payment..on the way they strip and reveal 10" c**ks...they both sh*g you like studs then one goes down on you while the other nicks you`re purse..I had mine stolen last tuesday & wednesday twice on thursday again on saturday and yesterday...
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Boban1 Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:57 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
bettyboop63: When packing you car at asda you may be approached by two fit 20yr old guys..they wash your window screen and ask for a lift to the next stop as payment..on the way they strip and reveal 10" c**ks...they both sh*g you like studs then one goes down on you while the other nicks you`re purse..I had mine stolen last tuesday & wednesday twice on thursday again on saturday and yesterday...


ummm.... i use to work there... some 20-years ago....uh oh
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:10 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Boban1: ummm.... i use to work there... some 20-years ago....


is that why you`ve changed of appearance....laugh ...cheers
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Englishman55 Cortona, Tuscany Italy
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:16 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
So how are you paying for the shopping..... torn off shirt buttons ? rolling on the floor laughing
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:19 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Englishman55: So how are you paying for the shopping..... torn off shirt buttons ?


with pleasure.....wink
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:35 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Abram: Do you have your purse filled with rain checks?


i wouldnt know cos it keeps gettin nicked....roll eyes ..laugh
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:39 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
You bragger.mumbling
In response to: When packing you car at asda you may be approached by two fit 20yr old guys..they wash your window screen and ask for a lift to the next stop as payment..on the way they strip and reveal 10" c**ks...they both sh*g you like studs then one goes down on you while the other nicks you`re purse..I had mine stolen last tuesday & wednesday twice on thursday again on saturday and yesterday...
bouquet
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Im off just now PB...would you believe Ive run out of milk just popping over to asdas.....wave ...rolling on the floor laughing ...you need anything?....hug
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:12 AM CST : this is a warning to all women......
A couple o' hotties would do the trick!devil
bettyboop63: Im off just now PB...would you believe Ive run out of milk just popping over to asdas..... ... ...you need anything?....
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
Polarbutterfly: A couple o' hotties would do the trick!


i think they are avoiding me for some strange reason PB...dunno ....hug
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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:14 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
you will know it I jsust hired it this week ....rolling on the floor laughing ...wink ....
Abram: Hey sassy, how ya doing? A-OK? I was thinking about finding out where betty parks her car.
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robby246 whitby, North Yorkshire, England UK
Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:16 PM CST : this is a warning to all women......
try home deliveryrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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