A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over
His mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial
Sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my
Testicles
Black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to
Wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
Worry
About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back
the
Covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles
In the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with
them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
Closely..... .
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
