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Nuliiiiiii
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:34 PM CST :
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A man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant, and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle
of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is
his for the night.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman saying
this is from the gentleman at the nearby table. She looks at
the man, then at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in yourmgarage, a
million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants".
The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her.
It read:
"Just so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over
twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a beautiful woman such
as you, would I cut three inches off - just send the wine back".
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Sundown40
Houston, Missouri USA
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:38 PM CST :
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Oh Nuliiiii I always love your jokes.
Thank you and keep them coming!!
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Nuliiiiiii
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:40 PM CST :
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Sundown40:
Oh Nuliiiii I always love your jokes. Thank you and keep them coming!!
hellooooooo Lovely Sundown and glad u enjoy
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go4urdream
Chico, California USA
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:45 PM CST :
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Very good...I'll be sure to pass that one along
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Nuliiiiiii
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:46 PM CST :
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go4urdream:
Very good...I'll be sure to pass that one along
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robby246
whitby, North Yorkshire, England UK
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:49 PM CST :
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will pass that one along
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