A Guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
> alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
> "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
> genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He'll
> then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
>
> In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
> drink."
>
> The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
> dropped his
> trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator
> closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
> beer
> bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the
>
> top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
> genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his
> free
> drinks were delivered.
>
> The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
> who's
> willing to give it a try".
>
> A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
> of
> the bar. A beautiful blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you
> have
> to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle
