Where is the cheapest place to take a woman out in Benidorm

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scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
Some cheap bar with maybe free peanuts on the bar would do.
Anuna Ulan-Bator Mongolia
scousedon: Some cheap bar with maybe free peanuts on the bar would do.


dunno hi coz I don't drink beer I like healthy food.handshake
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
Anuna: hi coz I don't drink beer I like healthy food.


Hey peanuts are pretty healthy, throw in some olives and hey presto, a well balanced meal.
solsticemoon alicante...javea, Valenciana Spain
Personally I think you are just a cheap skate scouse git!
If the lady in question is worth taking out, then do it properly!
I hear KFC's pretty goodlaugh
lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
scousedon: Hey peanuts are pretty healthy, throw in some olives and hey presto, a well balanced meal.
Dont forget the pickled eggs and pickled pigs feet.
Anuna Ulan-Bator Mongolia
yes u are right I forgot peanuts but without salt and olive is nicewave

I am with uhug laugh bouquet
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
lonelyrk: Dont forget the pickled eggs and pickled pigs feet.


Thats a good one but maybe she has not got her own teeth, might have to just have the pickled eggs or go for the onion soup. Will check her handbag for sterident before ordering.
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
Anuna: yes u are right I forgot peanuts but without salt and olive is nice

I am with u


Hey you bring the olives and I,ll get a pack of dry roasted.
Anuna Ulan-Bator Mongolia
scousedon: Thats a good one but maybe she has not got her own teeth, might have to just have the pickled eggs or go for the onion soup. Will check her handbag for sterident before ordering.
rolling on the floor laughing laugh so right
solsticemoon alicante...javea, Valenciana Spain
scousedon: Thats a good one but maybe she has not got her own teeth, might have to just have the pickled eggs or go for the onion soup. Will check her handbag for sterident before ordering.


Are you hoping to get "lucky" with this woman?...If so, maybe you should avoid feeding her pickled eggs and onion anything?dunno
JMO
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
solsticemoon: Personally I think you are just a cheap skate scouse git!
If the lady in question is worth taking out, then do it properly!
I hear KFC's pretty good


Yes there is one. actually she can share a hotdog.
Anuna Ulan-Bator Mongolia
scousedon: Hey you bring the olives and I,ll get a pack of dry roasted.


but I am too far next timelaugh rolling on the floor laughing

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lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
scousedon: Thats a good one but maybe she has not got her own teeth, might have to just have the pickled eggs or go for the onion soup. Will check her handbag for sterident before ordering.
Could you be nice and pick the meat off the pickled pigs feet for her thin.
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
solsticemoon: Are you hoping to get "lucky" with this woman?...If so, maybe you should avoid feeding her pickled eggs and onion anything?
JMO


Hey never said I was gonna kiss her, I am no romantic I will have you know.
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
lonelyrk: Could you be nice and pick the meat off the pickled pigs feet for her thin.


could do, pick it off with my teeth, now that would be very intimate ???
solsticemoon alicante...javea, Valenciana Spain
scousedon: Hey never said I was gonna kiss her, I am no romantic I will have you know.

it wasn't the kissing that crossed my mind..but hey each to their ownthumbs up
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
Anuna: but I am too far next time



You bring the cutlery, dont wanna make a faux pas on that one.
Anuna Ulan-Bator Mongolia
why don't u show to ur woman a nice nature place, walking or swimming is better and have some romantic minutes.

playing tennis or laughing too muchthumbs up heart beating
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
Anuna: why don't u show to ur woman a nice nature place, walking or swimming is better and have some romantic minutes.

playing tennis or laughing too much


If I played tennis then she would laugh to much, have you ever tried tossing them balls in the air, not easy.
scousedon Liverpool, Cheshire, England UK
scousedon: Hey never said I was gonna kiss her, I am no romantic I will have you know.


They are pickled eggs for gods sake, not suppositories, you eat the damn things.confused




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