somechick: Cheating = Cooperative Assignment
Dirty Old Man = Horny
Evil = Niceness Deprived
Fired = Laid off
Body odour = Non discretionary fragance
Fart = Human ozone depletor,ecologically incorrect expression
Mugging = Termination Specialist
Old = Chronologically Gifted
Sex = Cooperative Physical Fittness
Bald = Comb Free
Censorship = Selective Speech
Commerical Fisherman =Flipper Whipper
Hunter =Bambi Butcher
Spend Thrift = Negative Saver
Yep.........