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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:05 AM CST : JOKE
Mad Mary was speeding around the mental ward as usual in her

wheelchair ,


Mad Joe stopped her and asked for her licence "shit "she said and

sped off around another corner

Mad Jim then stopped her and asked for Insurance "Fuck"she says

and took off again at speed

Rounding ANOTHER corner she met BIG JOHN standing STARK NAKED

with a massive erection

"oh no" she says " not the Breathaliser again"



grin grin
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Englishman55 Cortona, Tuscany Italy
Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:08 AM CST : JOKE
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

"Blow into the bag please, madam" laugh

Look forward to the response from a certain member (if thats the right terminology) on this one

rolling on the floor laughing
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minniemoo Cork, Cork Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:09 AM CST : JOKE
excellent rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:11 AM CST : JOKE
minniemoo: excellent
Dont ya just love funny ones Minni hehewave dancing
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minniemoo Cork, Cork Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:13 AM CST : JOKE
Nuliiiiiii: Dont ya just love funny ones Minni hehe



it's the way ya tell em rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 11:19 AM CST : JOKE
minniemoo: it's the way ya tell em
wink wave
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kenno fitchburg, Massachusetts USA
Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:14 PM CST : JOKE
i need to find out if any of you ladies have been drinking tonight
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:18 PM CST : JOKE
kenno: i need to find out if any of you ladies have been drinking tonight
damm rite i have rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine beer wine beer wink
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kenno fitchburg, Massachusetts USA
Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:22 PM CST : JOKE
would you submit to thebreathalizer test?
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:25 PM CST : JOKE
I can only do this six or seven times a day.... Get tougher after that....rolling on the floor laughing
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:25 PM CST : JOKE
kenno: would you submit to thebreathalizer test?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ehhhhhhhh no need i am not in charge of any thing that's moving wink grin
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:26 PM CST : JOKE
kenno: would you submit to thebreathalizer test?
Dammit i walked straight into that 1 frustrated frustrated frustrated
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kidaling central alberta, Alberta Canada
Tue Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM CST : JOKE
Nuliiiiiii: Dammit i walked straight into that 1


"Walked",,, or,,, "Wheeled" into???applause
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Sundown40 Houston, Missouri USA
Tue Nov 3, 2009 8:48 PM CST : JOKE
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

As always Nuliiii...you crack me up. Loved it...thanks hug
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