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I hurt my hand.

doing what, plunging into the realms of the unknown!

yes please do tell

I gave myself a sore back, maybe shouldn't stand up next time :-)

You really must not be getting very much attention from any source to resort to creating a thread such as this... Might I recommend reading a book?

"To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. "
— W. Somerset Maugham

I broke a nail once!! It was horrible, I almost cried!!

once up on a time ...ummm.... long story short

vodka *********.....police , fire-brigade ,lots of publicity ....

Doing what

it got THAT tired?

I really gave it to her rough once, I hadn't shaved for 3 days ......

Just remember you asked me ....


This is bad I know it but it truely happened if I could take it back i would but I cant so here it is.....


I was up in the gulf county a place called Kurumba ...

I was 19 ..
I met this guy at the animal bar lol
He was buff ,6'1 broad shoulders , hot as ...
After several jugs of chocolate soldiers we headed back to my motel room ....
I was very excited I mean he was mmmmm yummo
But so was I ....
Anyway we sparked a joint & got really high ,columbian gold in the late 70s was powerful shit ..... then started to strip....

I was pretty well thinking "Man this is gonna be fine "
He removed his shirt...
Very nice ...
I removed mine ...
Very very nice... lol

He turned around to take off his levis.. mm nice bum I thought
As he turned around, I got my first glimpse
Well what I could see of it ,,,
He had the smallest penis I had eva seen ,still to this day Im not kidding like miniscule ...
Think pinky finger
mine !!!...
Anyway I couldnt help it I was so high on this Grass I just started laughing I couldnt stop ,just couldnt ,got the giggles ,well hysterical really but nothing i could do just laughed & Laughed ..
He turned in the half lit room to flee feet got tangled in the discarded apparell...
Ran smack bang into the door jamb & broke his nose ....
Blood everywhere ,,,
I was so far gone by this time that I could barely breathe let alone get him a towel or ice all I could do was kill myself laughing..
running into the door was somhow even funnnier ...
Bad I know.

I saw him the next day ,
Nose taped up,
I went ova to say It was just the grass But he wouldnt talk to me ,
No suprise there...
Ive always felt so bad a bout it ,
all I can say is
Man that was some meannnnnnn Grasss lol
Ps please dont hold it against me , you had to be there ....

Kizzy confession

Boy I was with you all the way there.........

Boban, only you!!!

I had someone let me know once that if he helped me out again, we were going to have sex his way...and he was into full S&M. He never heard from me again. I don't get into it that rough.

Ok..... here a good one....

When I was about 18 -19 I was working at Kodak and a super for a big building...

There were two girls that lived together... One day after Kodak.....I had to clean up the hallways...When Dottie and Jessie asked if they could help.....One thing led to the other and we all were in deep...

Never the less.....One on top and one below......Think now...... The one on top of me hit the other one that was playing from below and bit down on skin.......I hit the the roof !!!!!!!! I had tears koming my eye's and nose......

Thankfully I haven't been high the two times I've seen a man with infantile penis syndrome (yes, there's a name for it), or I'd have been in a similar situation as far as the laughing. And yes, what happened was even funnier...I think I'd have been laughing that hard without the grass!!!

OMG...too funny, Krizzy!