RETIRED LADY FROM FLORIDA . . . . . .
. . . .
An attractive, widowed lady was sunbathing on an
almost deserted beach in Fort Myers, Fla. She watched an
attractive man her age, in great shape, walk up, place his blanket near
hers, laid down and started to read a new novel he just bought from
Border's.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a
conversation with him. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you", he responded and
turned his back to start to read his novel.
"I love the beach. Do you come
here often?" she asked.
"This is the first time since my wife
passed away two years ago", he responded and rolled back over to continue to read
the novel.
"I'm sorry to hear that, my husband
passed away over three years ago
and it is very lonely", she countered. "Do you live around
here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Cape Coral", he answered and again
resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she
persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over
to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate
lovemaking experience of her life.
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she
gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what
I wanted?"
The panting and almost exhausted man replied. "How did you
know my name was Katz?"
