A farmer named Seamus had a car
accident.
In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was
questioning Seamus.
'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'
asked the solicitor.
Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just
Answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine!'?'
Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down
the road....'
The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene
that he was fine. Now several weeks after
the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and
said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favourite cow, Bessie'.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded
Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when
this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in
the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was
hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she
was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a policeman
on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went
over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun
and shot her between the eyes.
Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and
said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what the F*ck would you say?
Courtesy of Canadian Forums (grabbed it over there)
