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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Two friends meet up in heaven....

1st woman: Hi! Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. ?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alivegrin
jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
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venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia
That's hilarious! Thank you for that, Nuliiiiiiii!

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minniemoo Cork, Cork Ireland
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing class Nuliiii....
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
venere08: That's hilarious! Thank you for that, Nuliiiiiiii!
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Hiya Minni handshake grin
HealthyLiving Sulphur, Oklahoma USA
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thumbs up Good one!

I liked that!laugh
minniemoo Cork, Cork Ireland
hiya wave wave

your jokes are brillant applause applause
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
minniemoo: hiya

your jokes are brillant
Minni am TRYING keep em clean hehe xxxgrin wink
minniemoo Cork, Cork Ireland
Nuliiiiiii: Minni am TRYING keep em clean hehe xxx


its not sunday yet...we can be bold till then devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
minniemoo: its not sunday yet...we can be bold till then
why what day is it ????????blues
Malinga Colombo Sri Lanka
Nuliiiiiii: Two friends meet up in heaven....

1st woman: Hi! Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. ?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive


Hi Nuli,

You are a gem as usual.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Wish I heard that one before, could of used it for my ex.laugh uh oh wine
drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Wish I heard that one before, could of used it for my ex.laugh uh oh wine
lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
Nuliiiiiii: Two friends meet up in heaven....

1st woman: Hi! Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. ?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive
Where do you get all your jokes.
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Perfect Nuliiiiiii,
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Tnpseudonym fairview, Tennessee USA
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here's one.

Three couples go on retreat in the moutains together.
There was a horrible car accident and suddenly they are all standing infront of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.

The first couple aproaches Peter and his open book and hear's
"I am sorry but i can not grant you entrance for you loved liqure so much in life that you married a woman named Brandy."

Second couple aproaches Peter and his open book and hear's
"I am sorry but i can not grant you entrance for you loved money so much in life that you married a woman named Penny."


The third couple hesitates. Then the husband turns to his wife and says, "Come on Fanny, lets get the hell outta here."
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Tnpseudonym: here's one.

Three couples go on retreat in the moutains together.
There was a horrible car accident and suddenly they are all standing infront of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.

The first couple aproaches Peter and his open book and hear's
"I am sorry but i can not grant you entrance for you loved liqure so much in life that you married a woman named Brandy."

Second couple aproaches Peter and his open book and hear's
"I am sorry but i can not grant you entrance for you loved money so much in life that you married a woman named Penny."The third couple hesitates. Then the husband turns to his wife and says, "Come on Fanny, lets get the hell outta here."
laugh laugh Loved it ,, thanks grin wave
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
drbombay: Wish I heard that one before, could of used it for my ex.
tongue tongue ahhhhhhhh would u realy have?grin cheers cheers cheers laugh
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Abram: Perfect Nuliiiiiii,
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