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well im guily of ALOT of broken laws, thousands of times over

You should check out South Dakota laws. It's still legal to kill Indians in South Dakota, thank the Lord.

I'm surprised that everybody in Florida is not locked up.

In Texas it's still legal to hang a man for stealing cattle.

It's also illegal for any place of business not to have a post to tie up horses. ..... No business has these anymore that I know of...but legally they can get fined for it.

Los Angeles Laws

Dogs are not allowed to mate within 500 yards of a religious establishment.

Licking toads is a punishable offense, crazy hallucinogenic toads or not.

Suck it up the next time you find yourself on the witness stand, because it is technically illegal for you to cry while testifying.

All of you parents with multiple births or children close in age: it is illegal to bathe two babies in a bath tub together!

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with any sort of strap that is wider than two inches- without consent! Poor wife beaters can't have any fun... without consent.

i have broken most of the laws listed



these are all on the books but no longer enforced

i broke a looot of those florida laws.

California has many strange laws and this is just another, one is not allowed to stick wooden sticks or tools of any kind in a mountain goat’s ass.


It’s unlawful in the state of California for either sex to fake ones orgasm. Apparently a group of disgruntled husbands got together to get this law passed after being fed up with their wives faking the screams and moans.


Cross dressers beware, you better get a permit from the sheriff or risk being arrested.
17-31 Male dressing as female.
No man or boy shall dress as a girl or woman without a permit from the sheriff, except for the purpose of amusement, show or drama.

(Code 1959, ? 4237.1)

Those lucky porcupines.

Including the cops

the website listed has international crazy laws as well-just fyi




you guys are all funny

In Alaska, it is illegal to shoot a moose from the window of an airplane.

Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog.
• Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
• Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited.
• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
• Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville, Ohio.
• Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned.
• Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
• Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap.
• In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
• Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
• In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings.
• Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
• Fairview Park: It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
• Funeral jargon seems to have crept into the wording of a cemetery fee regulation in Norton, Ohio. There regular plots are $33, but "creamies" are $75.
• In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal to sell cornflakes on Sunday.
• In Marysville, Ohio it is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter.
• In the hippy-dippy late '60s, Youngstown, Ohio, briefly had a law making it illegal to walk barefoot through town.
• In ohio it is illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi cab
• In ohio it is illegal to run out of gas
• In Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear
• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
• In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
• In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
• In Xenia, Ohio, it's illegal to spit in a salad bar
• Ironton: Cross-dressing is against the law.
• It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
• It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone.
• Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn • even though he had the owner's permission.
• Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
• It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
• Lima: Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
• Lowell: It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.


Continued:

• Marion: You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
• McDonald: Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• North Canton: It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
• Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
• Oxford: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
• Paulding: A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
• Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
• The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
• Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
• Toledo: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
• Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio, a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
• You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
• You may not run out of gas.
• Youngstown: Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. You may not run out of gas.
Oklahoma

All these wierd and wonderful laws... could not be from the same States that make up the United States of America... surely...

The same United States of America that seems to be telling other countries how they should run their affairs.

No wonder a few of the worlds leaders get a little uppity !!

From South Carolina. One of the original 13 colonies so we have some old laws on the books.

It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.

Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.

An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.

No work may be done on Sunday. (This law is partially still in place) We have “Blue Laws”

Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.

It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. (This law was recently amended)

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missile.

It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

Go figure on some of these

Kentucky;

• Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison. (Repealed, 1975)

• One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

• It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

• Fort Thomas; Dogs may not molest cars.

• Qwensboro; One may not receive anal sex. A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

• A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.

• All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.

• In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.

• By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground”.

• Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.

• In Lexington, Kentucky, it’s illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

• It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

• It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.

• It’s illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

• All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)