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Coldbowl Kanab, Utah USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 8:52 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
One time I was at a bar in the lower Haight in San Francisco and I saw a scrawl on the MEN'S BATHROOM the wall that has never been topped IMO. This is what it said:




MY WIFE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE!

no i don't!
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lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 8:55 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
What a wife,not.
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 8:56 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
those that write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls
those that read these words of wit
eat these little balls of shit
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lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 9:04 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
pikengren: those that write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls
those that read these words of wit
eat these little balls of shit
I havent heard that in along time.
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 9:09 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
lonelyrk: I havent heard that in along time.


funny thing is, illinois is where i read it.grin
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fasterthanthem5 Sacremento, California USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 9:10 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
Sam, Sam, the janitor man, chief superintendent of the crapping can
He cleans the bowls and changes the towels and listens to the roar of other mens bowels


In days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn't yet invented
They'd drop their load on the side of the road and ride away contented
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povertydon Scarborough, Maine USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 9:14 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
There was a man from Boston Mass
That had two balls of solid brass
And in wet weather they'd clang together
And lightning would come out of his ass
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pikengren lake worth, Florida USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 9:18 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
oh god. that reminds me of one with words like grin and chin, and nantuckette.
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wonderworker cosby, Tennessee USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:12 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
From a Truckstop in Portsmouth Ohio ....circa 1960;
"ninety percent of Ohioans have hemmeroids....The rest are just plain assholes."
cool
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mastic55 Long Island, New York USA
Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:43 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
Coldbowl: One time I was at a bar in the lower Haight in San Francisco and I saw a scrawl on the MEN'S BATHROOM the wall that has never been topped IMO. This is what it said:

MY WIFE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE!

no i don't!
That is good,one that sticks out to me is"Please don't throw cigaretts in urinal,they get soggy and hard to light"
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lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
Fri Nov 6, 2009 5:47 PM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
pikengren: funny thing is, illinois is where i read it.
You must have been in your owen nasty bathroom.
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Coldbowl Kanab, Utah USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:01 AM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
mastic55: That is good,one that sticks out to me is"Please don't throw cigaretts in urinal,they get soggy and hard to light"
rolling on the floor laughing
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Coldbowl Kanab, Utah USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:02 AM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
wonderworker: From a Truckstop in Portsmouth Ohio ....circa 1960;
"ninety percent of Ohioans have hemmeroids....The rest are just plain assholes."
applause
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kaikoivu tampere, Hame Finland
Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:15 AM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
i was once thinking to write a
Coldbowl: One time I was at a bar in the lower Haight in San Francisco and I saw a scrawl on the MEN'S BATHROOM the wall that has never been topped IMO. This is what it said:

MY WIFE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE!

no i don't!


i used to be a punk rocker some years ago (on seventies), so i was thinking to write a big A to my shower room last winter. i was drunk but happily did not do it!
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godfreydaniel London, Ontario Canada
Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:35 AM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
The janitors work was all in vain,
The shit-house poet strikes again! devil
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Lee464 Surin, Amphoe Bang Kapi Thailand
Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:42 AM CST : Favorite bathroom wall graffitti
One I'll never forget...in a portable plastic john on a construction site..the ones with the sit down shitter and the urinal built into the wall...

"Nice toilet, but the sink's too low and the soap's too hard"

I pissed myself...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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