A nervous young bride became irritated by her husbands lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
"I demand proper manners in bed, just as I do at the dinner table" she declared.
Taken aback by his wifes' formality, he re- buttoned himself and crawled back between the sheets "Is that better?" he smiled.
"Yes", replied she, "much better"
"Very good darling" he whispered, "now will you be so kind as to please pass the pussy?"
