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drbombay
virginia beach, Virginia USA
Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:03 PM CST :
HELP ME FATHER?
A priest is transferred to new parish and meets the monsignor who tells him to do the confessions tonight and gives him a list of his rules for penance. The first person comes in and says bless me father for I have sinned and the priest asked what have you done my child and person replies I had oral sex, the priest is looking down the paper for the penance and can't find anything and in a panic runs out to find monsignor, no where to be found and sees an altar boy and asked what do you get for oral sex and altar boy says usually milk and cookies.
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hopefloats
Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
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Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:11 PM CST :
HELP ME FATHER?
That's just wrong.....
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drbombay
virginia beach, Virginia USA
Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:35 PM CST :
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hopefloats:
That's just wrong.....
Your entitled to your opinion but let me just say compared to a lot of other humor, it's relatively light and they're is truth in jest sometimes.
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pubwrite08
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Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM CST :
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awwww Doc.
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Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:37 PM CST :
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hopefloats:
That's just wrong.....
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drbombay
virginia beach, Virginia USA
Fri Nov 6, 2009 3:41 PM CST :
HELP ME FATHER?
OH WELL!
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