POETIC JUSTICE

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drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 2:14 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
Husband leaves note for his wife.
My dear wife,
I hope you understand that I have certain needs that you being 54 can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset-I will be home around midnight. The husband comes home and finds note.
My Dear Husband,

I read your note and ty for being honest about being 54 and remind you that you are 54 also and knowing I am a college professor in math will be with Michael, my 18 yr. old student at the Hotel Fiesta. You being a successful business man with a knowledge of math will understand being we both are in the same situation with one small difference--18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18. See you tomorrow.
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goodfriend glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Nov 7, 2009 2:21 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
Good one..wave
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drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 2:26 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
goodfriend: Good one..
TY wine
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amrek prineville, Oregon USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 2:31 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
Love it that was great.dancing
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friends4now Melbourne, Florida USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 3:13 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 3:24 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
GREAT ONE rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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p0pc0rn9 waterford, Waterford Ireland
Sat Nov 7, 2009 7:36 PM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing great joke
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hyoscyamus Riga, Riga Latvia
Sun Nov 8, 2009 2:32 AM CST : POETIC JUSTICE
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine
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