A Love Story

Forums Home » Jokes & Humor » A Love Story
THREAD AUTHOR
pirate151 Houston, Texas USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 6:34 PM CST : A Love Story
I will seek and find you.
lips heart beating

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.


I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.


I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop..


I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when


I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

scold tongue
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
rebelluvr Monroeville, Alabama USA
Sat Nov 7, 2009 7:24 PM CST : A Love Story
good one !rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thanks !
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top
Pixels London, Outer London, England UK
Sun Nov 8, 2009 4:04 PM CST : A Love Story
pirate151: I will seek and find you.


I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop..I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu


Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!


Oh i got my flu shot and a love shot but I am still alive lol wave
Quote Reply report this post
^ Back to top


Top of the page ^


Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »



If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »