Simulacrum: So last night I'm having fun with my boy, and some woman I've never met (she was very attractive) rings my doorbell. Out of curiosity I answered the door, and this woman whom I've never met says:
"Hi...this is a very, very bold move for me...do you want to go see a show?"
Hmmm. A show? What is that, a movie, what? I'm with my boy and I've never met her, so I said, "No" and closed the door. This morning, my other neighbor asks why 'I was so rude' to our new neighbor. I HAD NO IDEA. Also, I was with my boy! I said I didn't know, but I don't just go see a damn show with a perfect stranger!
This afternoon, the doorbell rings again. I peeped out the peephole and it's her. My boy is not here anymore. So, I answer the door. She has her head in her hands and she's bawling, so I ask her in to talk. I perceive, within minutes, that she's staggering drunk or on something BIG TIME. I understood about 30% of what she was saying. I tried to be neighborly, polite, and help her the best I could, but she interrupts everything I say...everything. Then she puts her hands on my knee and starts moving up...yep, out of the blue sky! I told her I was a single father and I don't approve of that kind of behavior, and that the choices I make will affect my son and others.
She puts her hands up, totters toward the door, and SLAMS my front door. Right outside of my door, she screams, "Don't WORRY..IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!"
Ah, isn't it wonderful being a single parent? Isn't it just peachy?
Good grief! Clearly she has major problems, poor you
