The inventor of the Porsche
dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter greets him and says:
"Ferdinand Porsche, because of your great merit for the development of the car you have a wish."
Ferdinand Porsche is thinking for a while and replied:
"Well, let me talk one hour with God."
St. Peter nods, takes him to the throne room and introduces him to God. Porsche asks God: "Dear God, by thy design 'The Women', where you were with your thoughts as you have" invented" her?"
God: "What do you mean?"
"Well, your proposal has many flaws. Look here:
1. The front is not aerodynamic.
2. The noise level is constantly high.
3. It is 5 to 6 days a month completely off the track.
4. The back is not tight enough.
5. It must be constantly painted and restyled.
6. The exhaust is too close to the injection.
7. The headlights are often too small.
8. The consumption is much too high. AND .....
9. The maintenance costs would be disproportionate to the use."
God thinks for a moment and replies," Ferdinand, Ferdinand, this could be maybe true,
but according to statistics, more men are using my invention than yours."...........
