"can ur honor and ur great polite grace accept as true friend"
I received this note with a flower.
how the hell can a person that calls me honor and "great polite grace" be considered truthful and reliable???
good lord, you do not know me in the least...
i could be cursing spitting and burping my Dear, all day long, and still your sleazy flattery would go that far??
do gimme a break!!