The Last Child Support Check?

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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.

I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!

Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,

and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl,

I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house

and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,

and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.

I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say,

"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .

and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
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OMG! I should have seen that one coming! LMAO! ROF! rolling on the floor laughing

- Michael cowboy
Sundown40 Houston, Missouri USA
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Michael211_2000: OMG! I should have seen that one coming! LMAO! ROF!

- Michael
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SoldierByte Grove, Oklahoma USA
Ohh Ms Nuliiiiiii..!!
and folks say I am bad..!!
that was SOMETHIN..!!!banana
---SoldierByte---rolling on the floor laughing
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Amenda shenyang, Fuzhu China
spression=expression right?
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