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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.




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bettyboop63 glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Nuliiiiiii: Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.


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ojisanC Fayetteville, North Carolina USA
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Nuliiiiiii: Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.






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ojisanC: that was funny. I wander if you are the woman in the relationship?


I can't answer for her, but as a Deaf woman whom was Married to a hearing Husband, I can tell you, he had a bit more trouble in communicating w/lights out than I did.angel innocent grin grin devil devil
lonelyrk westville, Illinois USA
Nuliiiiiii: Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
that was really funny.where do you get all of them good jokes at.
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
ojisanC: that was funny. I wander if you are the woman in the relationship?
har har harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr very funny tongue grin
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
CjTenorSax: I can't answer for her, but as a Deaf woman whom was Married to a hearing Husband, I can tell you, he had a bit more trouble in communicating w/lights out than I did.
wave and i was not meaning to offend anyone with this joke CiTwave
Im stayed up waiting fo my NO!blues rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
ali110 karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Nuliiiiiii: Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
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RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
I think the one pull for sex would be less painful than the 250¬! blushing
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
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Nuliiiiiii: and i was not meaning to offend anyone with this joke CiT


No Worries, You did not offend. I thought it was funny.
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benreceptus Billings, Montana USA
that was just sick and wrongrolling on the floor laughing
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
Sounds like a quicky.



adiva_a auckland, Auckland New Zealand
LOVE IT hahaha so funny
Malinga Colombo Sri Lanka
Nuliiiiiii: Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.


What was your signal for oral sex, Nuliiiiiii....?



satyr43 Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Nuliiiiiii: Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.



She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.


Lol, Lol!!!! classic, absolutely classic!...thats a win win situation all the time hug grin




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