are you telling the truth if you lie in bed

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gagagaga waterford, Waterford Ireland
think about it doh grin wave
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Hmm, I lay in bed.
Gowanheart GULFPORT, Mississippi USA
If you use the word "lay" in the present tense, you must have an object following, as in "lay a rug." One "lies" on a bed, or "lies" by not telling the truth. One "lies" in the sun. You can lay an egg or lay a pencil on the table; you lie down. If the lying down was yesterday, you can say, "I lay on my bed yesterday." And, I have lain on my bed for months.

Lie, lay, lain
Lay, laid, laid.

My apologies to those who find this unimportant!
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Gowanheart: If you use the word "lay" in the present tense, you must have an object following, as in "lay a rug." One "lies" on a bed, or "lies" by not telling the truth. One "lies" in the sun. You can lay an egg or lay a pencil on the table; you lie down. If the lying down was yesterday, you can say, "I lay on my bed yesterday." And, I have lain on my bed for months.

Lie, lay, lain
Lay, laid, laid.

My apologies to those who find this unimportant!
laugh Touche'
How about.. I always have the intention of laying on my bed?
Because I am a chicken and it's what we chickens do.


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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Or.. I got laid in my bed?
rolling on the floor laughing
drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Raven0: Touche'
How about.. I always have the intention of laying on my bed?
Because I am a chicken and it's what we chickens do.
You still have eggs.rolling on the floor laughing
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
drbombay: You still have eggs.
Of course I do.
Silly.
cluck cluck cluck.

Q:Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning
A:Unfertilized

Oh wow... too much sugar today.
The most indisputable truth: I always lie, every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie

Therefore I must always tell the truth, but then, that phrase would be a lie...

frustrated
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
LadyPhoenix1965: The most indisputable truth: I always lie, every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie

Therefore I must always tell the truth, but then, that phrase would be a lie...

Dayum, now that was clever.
Kudos.
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drbombay virginia beach, Virginia USA
Raven0: Of course I do.
Silly.
cluck cluck cluck.

Q:Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning
A:Unfertilized

Oh wow... too much sugar today.
Only in the morning, that's no fun. Egg on face would be nice and never enough sugar, sugar.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lips
RayfromUSA vienne, Rhone-Alpes France
are you telling the truth if you lie in bed

Occasionally.




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