World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf & Metal Detecting a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The endgrin
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


I thought it was


Paddy walks past a pub....


No offense...wink
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Olsojente: I thought it wasPaddy walks past a pub....No offense...
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Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
rolling on the floor laughing Always nice when the story
ends with happily ever after.thumbs up
In response to: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf & Metal Detecting a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end
Yours was better though!!rolling on the floor laughing
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Olsojente i got it and Yes thank u grin
Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Nuliiiiiii: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf & Metal Detecting a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


You left out one admittedly trivial part of the ending: "And he felt like shit."

crying blues wink
amahlala Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Nuliiiiiii: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf & Metal Detecting a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


Such a wonderful fairy-tale...truly a great read!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Boban1 Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
Nuliiiiiii: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf & Metal Detecting a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


good one....thumbs up


so.. when s the fairy tale coming up???....grin
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Ambrose2007: You left out one admittedly trivial part of the ending: "And he felt like shit."
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwhug hug grin cheers
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
amahlala: Such a wonderful fairy-tale...truly a great read!
laugh laugh wink wave
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Boban1: good one.... so.. when s the fairy tale coming up???....
laugh wave grin
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nuliiiiiii: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf & Metal Detecting a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


Can't you do all that and be married? confused dunno
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
RobertC2: Can't you do all that and be married?
U tell us Rob can u?wink grin
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Nuliiiiiii: U tell us Rob can u?


I could at least try! grin wine
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
wine cheers grin lol
RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
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Mary had a little lamb......and the doctor fainted!wow
Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The end.
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
RillyNiceGuy: Mary had a little lamb......and the doctor fainted!
laugh laugh laugh grin
Nuliiiiiii Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Raven0: One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The end.
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